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10.06.2025 09:59

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do dreams about dead people mean?
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do women wear undies under leggings?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks